Why I Fired my Secretary

As I walked into my office, my pretty secretary, Janet, said,

"Good morning boss. Happy Birthday."

And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said

"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's  your birthday let's go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've  heard all day. Let's go."

We went lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said,

"You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not.".

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said,

"Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."

"Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And there I sat........

on the couch..........

naked.