Ada sorang mak mertua. dia ada tiga menantu laki2. satu hari mak mertua ni came up with a brilliant idea, nak test menantu2 dia...tapi bukan handicap test.
One day dia ajak Menantu Sulung jalan2 tepi sungai. masa tengah dok seberang titi (titi nyiur sebatang), dia jatuhkan diri dia ke dalam sungai. apa lagi, si menantu sulung pun terjun ke dalam sungai dan selamatkan mak mertua dia.
One morning next week, menantu sulung tengok kat porch, ada kerete Proton Gen2, with a note attached: "Thanks so much for your kind deed; here's is my token of gratitude for you, ...from your mom-in-law".
Next time, dia ajak Menantu Tengah pulak jalan2, she did the same thing. menantu tengah ni pun baguih, terjun sungai save mak mertua dia. miggu depannya, kat porch, ada kereta Proton Neo, with a similar note yg macam kat menantu sulung tu, attached kat windscreen.
Tak lama kemudian, mak mertua nak test Menantu Bongsu pulak. Cara ujian yg sama, same route, same titi. dia terjun dalam sungai. menantu bongsu tak reti berenang, so dia tak berani terjun, lemas lah mak mertua tu, jadi arwah.
The following month, kat porch, ada kereta alfa sports, with a note attached: "thank you thank you thank you,..from: your father-in-law".
(bagi pembaca wanita, tukaq "mak mertua" jadi "pak mertua")
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